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Episode
IV: Alien
warships compete for possession of a UFO that is carrying Oxbrain back to Earth.
Fortunately, he escapes. Watching from the ship's porthole, the
"Ox Marks the Spat" - Printable Version - by John T Sherman
_____The UFO navigated by Oxbrain slowed
to sub-light speed as it approached the solar system.
_____Oxbrain was indeed anxious to return to Earth.
After having been abducted by aliens, and then abandoned in a UFO thousands
of light-years away from home, he was now ready to rest his weary hooves on
terra firma.
_____ Unfortunately, the
UFO he was navigating back to Earth was considered stolen property by the Xerxi--
and they were determined to take it back! As the UFO slowed, a Xerxi Combat-Recovery
ship (which had been tracking the UFO) now caught up with the craft and positioned
itself directly above. The underbelly of the Combat-Recovery ship slid open,
and a powerful tractor beam began pulling the UFO upwards into the ship. (continued
below...)

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Across 1. Soapy bubbles 5. Active volcano in East Sicily 9. Name, poetically 14. Home hot box 15. Noah's eldest 16. Toys that spin on a string 17. Island-nation near Florida 18. Catching device 19. Say "hello" to 20. SILLY REQUEST 23. Lateral facial feature 24. Special ___ (Military unit) 25. Lowest rating? (2 words) 28. Cut wood, again 30. Ancient card deck 32. Before 33. Bro counterpart 35. Japanese word of respect 36. In addition to 37. SILLY REQUEST |
42. Do what is asked 43. ___ Maria 44. Former leader of China 45. Foot forepart 46. Large amounts 48. Ordinary writing 52. Member of the upper house 54. Garden tool 56. Turn down (a request) 57. SILLY REQUEST 60. Heir to a fortune 62. Country east of Thailand 63. Not on tape! 64. Latin singer Farrera 65. Landed up(on) 66. Gulf in the Arabian Sea 67. Piles of kindling 68. Yearnings 69. It's history! |
Down 1. Sport with a black-and-white ball 2. Parts of the palate 3. Prevents 4. Break, like a branch 5. Impede from changing a testimony 6. Push forcibly 7. Close by 8. Narrow-necked, 2-handled Greek jars 9. Young swan 10. Titles of nobility 11. Crab's seeing device 12. "The Raven" author 13. Superlative suffix 21. Online bean-bag collectible brand 22. Screen name, eg. 26. Fever and chills 27. With a healthy glow 29. Pallid 31. To one side |
34. Aloha, in Israel 36. Lacking in nutrients 37. Round shapes 38. Slender woodwind 39. Smaller 40. Exaggerate in a role 41. It loses to scissors 46. Plum pits 47. Sure choice for a job 49. Lake NE of Syracuse 50. Wire mesh utensils 51. Range of something 53. Make amends 55. Removes from office 58. University in Connecticut 59. Commotion 60. Drink in small quantities 61. Call out loudly |
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_____ But now come the Zatani,
annoyed that their captured UFO had mysteriously eluded them! From deep
space, they swooped down in their turbo-charged Warship and aimed their own
tractor beam at the UFO, in a brazen attempt to wrest it away from the Xerxi
ship. The clash of opposing tractor beams released the UFO from its grip, enabling
the UFO (with Oxbrain in it) to escape!
_____ With their disputed prey fallen out of reach,
the two opposing ships hesitated, then retreated, to reassess their respective
plans of action.
_____ But Oxbrain sped away,
having more important things to accomplish. Mainly, returning to planet Earth!
_____ As the welcome sight of the blue planet loomed
larger and larger in the distance, our Ox was observed to be performing an odd
dance around the bridge of the ship ...

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