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Adventures with Oxbrain
Episode
II: Where Oxbrain is alone in space in an abandoned UFO, while back on Earth,
Farmer Breakneck thinks Oxbrain is just
"Out to Launch"
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_____As
luck would have it, the alien craft was spotted by a band of Zatani, roaming
outer space in their new, turbo-charged warship. A roguish race of humanoids
with horns on their heads, they needed some quick cash to meet the next installment
on their warship, and a ship of the prosperous Xerxi presented the perfect opportunity.
After being threatened with destruction, the Xerxi surrendered to their pursuers.
Their craft was boarded, and all the( Xerxi) crew taken hostage. Oxbrain was
left in the now abandoned (but still operable) craft, his captors now captives
themselves,-- and on their way to be exchanged for ransom in the next galaxy.
(continued below...)

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Clues to Out to Launch
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Across 1. Jazz singer Fitzgerald 5. In abundance 11. Event with lots of atmosphere? 14. You get a view from it, sometimes 15. Shore bird with an upturned beak 16. Do something 17. WAY TO GET LAUNCHED, FAST? 19. "He" partner 20. Tall tales 21. Brother's son, to brother 23. There was no room here once, long ago 24. Covered in fog 26. Oak species 29. Bright offspring? 30. Be the "bomb" in something 34. On "vacation" without permission :abbr. 35. He wrote something 37. Boxer Muhammad 38. WAY TO GET LAUNCHED, FROM |
A HOLDING POSITION? 41. Aviv preceder 42. Pronounces 43. Top Norse god 44. Ship's rear 46. Before, poetically 47. Really deep gorge 48. People-eating monsters in fairy tales 50. To the extent that :abbr. 51. Armed intrusion in enemy territory 54. City south of Stockton, California 58. This lady was THE first 59. WAY TO GET LAUNCHED, HEAD FIRST? 62. Water wiggler 63. Open to change 64. Certain 65. Look in where you're not supposed to 66. Went away 67. Where 58. Across gardened Down 1. Energy units |
2. Ill-gotten gains 3. He sang "I'd Love You to Want Me" in 1972 4. "Yellow" town in Texas 5. Greek physician of yore 6. Hertz rival 7. Word before place names Angeles and Altos 8. The "8th" month :abbr. 9. Santa's "steering wheel" on his sleigh 10. And so on 11. Deep cut 12. Dull pain 13. Meat and veggie dish 18. Straight row 22. It contains the Eucharist 24. The M in MADD 25. Right where this is (2 words) 26. Inflatable whitewater transport 27. Small hooter 28. 17th cent. British physicist who made law on gases |
29. Ancient Hindu custom of self- immolation 31. Club toter 32. Immigration island in New York 33. Holds on property 35. Another name for 44. Across 36. Words of surprise 39. Exchangeable for equivalent goods 40. _______ oblige 45. Decompose 47. Military officer's assistant 49. Settle into a sofa 50. Firm, like muscle 51. Ooze through 52. Word before come or sight 53. Count on 54. Garden tunneler 55. Macho man 56. Ripped 57. Take the lid off 60. ___-Wan Kenobi 61. Smart person |
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_____Oxbrain
awakened in the softly bright operating room. "Hmm, nice minty smell in
here. I'm hungry! Anybody home?" None the worse inspite of his harrowing
experiences, he trotted over to the galley and rifled through the many sleek
shiny drawers for food, until sated at last, he stood in the middle of what
was once a neat, kitchen, now filthy and cluttered with half-eaten meal remnants.
_____He then ventured into
the captain's navigation deck, and was confronted by a bewildering array of
control panels, blinking lights and computers. The room was a half-circle punctuated
with large portholes, through which he saw crowds of stars of every color in
the darkness outside.
_____ As the hours dragged
on, he realized that the food would soon run out and that he had to get the
spaceship going and steer it back to earth. "How do you steer this thing?
How do you even launch it?" he bellowed. Oxbrain stomped around the ship,
causing the lights to flicker, the floor to shake, and a coffee mug to fall
to the floor.
_____ "Let's get going! Launch this thing
now!!" he raged.
_____ Tsk tsk, Oxbrain. Get a grip. Well, let's
see if any of the clues below will help you...

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